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How good are your optical organs?

Find out with the Eyeballing Game, as you attempt to make perfect parallelograms, rigorously right angles, and capital convergences!  Put your spacial skills on the line!  Risk all with daring guesswork!  Beware the killer-beam of the evil cyclops!

Umm . . . except that last bit.  It’s a tough game, but no cyclopes.  Still, I managed a margin of error of only 2.30 on my first go.

Yes, that’s a dare.

Come, all children, both nears and fars;
Read Rossmore’s Darkness Into Stars—

A Christmas tale for Christmas day
But different in every way
From Yuletide tales the way you’ve thunk:
For this one happ’ns to be steampunk!